Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!