My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.