Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!