Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...