which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...