What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
I just needed to use your car
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OXYMORONS
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Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
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|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...