Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!