Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...