The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
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Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...