How can you identify an blind pirate?
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What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
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An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Snow Boarding For the Young
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stop for a glow worm
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Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...