Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.