All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...