Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.