Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...