Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...