Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...