Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...