Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...