Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...