What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Worm your way out of that one!
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The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
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Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...