May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
The F Word
The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her…
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first...