No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...