What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...