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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
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An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
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A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
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New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
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Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
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A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...