Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...