IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Gay banter
More gay banter…Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....