HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...