A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...