Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...