What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...