Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...