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|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...