Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Unique job interviews
|Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...