what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...