Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...