Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....