Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...