Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...