The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...