Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
More M & M’s?
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This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
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Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
In Communication With The Office
Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...