The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...