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Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
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Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
8 things women won’t say
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Getting into fights
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College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...