What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...