A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...