A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...