Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...