A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...