Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!