No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...