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Mom, I’m pregnant!
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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
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Disorder in the Court!
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Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
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On the road again.
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I Wanna Be A Commie
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The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
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