Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...